Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Welcome!
There are few things so pleasant as a picnic eaten in perfect comfort.
You bring your own weather to the picnic.
Picnics are very dear to those who are in the first stage of the tender passion.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
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